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  • I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.
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  • That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.
  • Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.
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