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Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.

Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.

Commentary:
"Sorry, I'm on a strict 'No Thanks, I'm Full' diet 🍔😂 Who knew being irresistibly attractive could be such a hassle? #ThickThighsSaveLives"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged annoying, humor, me, people, relationship, self-deprecation, sex, too, wanted, weight, yes on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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