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Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.

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"Sorry, I'm on a strict 'No Thanks, I'm Full' diet 🍔😂 Who knew being irresistibly attractive could be such a hassle? #ThickThighsSaveLives"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged annoying, humor, me, people, relationship, self-deprecation, sex, too, wanted, weight, yes on May 22, 2026 by slickboy.

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