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Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.

Funny quote about weight gain, jokingly blaming attention from others for the extra pounds.

Commentary:
"Sorry, I'm on a strict 'No Thanks, I'm Full' diet 🍔😂 Who knew being irresistibly attractive could be such a hassle? #ThickThighsSaveLives"


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