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Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.

Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic circle of life celebration 😏🎉. It's like a sexy inception within a birthday cake 🎂. Remember to blow out more than just candles 🔥💨! Just make sure to give your parents a high-five on their special day too 👏🎈!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged birthday, celebrate, celebration, fun, humor, irony, parents, relationship, sex on Oct 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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