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  • How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?
  • I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.
  • Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”
  • A Monday every week is excessive.
  • If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.
  • Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?