Commentary:
When even my phone wants to chat about viruses instead of playing the video 🤦♂️😂📱🔍
Funny Pornhub quotes
Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.
Commentary:
"If revenge is a dish best served cold, then making their videos buffer at the climax is a sub-zero level of petty ❄️😂 Stay frosty, my friends! #PettyGoals"
Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.
Commentary:
"Imagine logging in to Pornhub and seeing your personalized 'Year in Review' playlist… 🎶🔞 Well, at least you'd know your top 'artists.' 😂 #TMI #StatsDontLie"
Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone is ready to groove to a different kind of playlist this year! 🎶🔞 Who needs music when you have spicy content to track? 🌶️👀 #PornhubWrapped #2021Mood"
Imagine working at Pornhub. At like the corporate office as a developer or whatever. White collar. That’s gotta be a weird job. Working there has gotta be bloody weird.
Commentary:
Sounds like a job where "debugging" takes on a whole new meaning! 🖥️🤯🍑