Commentary:
Guess I'm the top hit of the year! Time to drop my debut album: Greatest Hits of Procrastination. 🎶😄📅
15 Funny wrapped quotes
Spotify Wrapped? Next year, maybe you should try to be in the top .05% of listeners to your girlfriend.
Commentary:
Hopefully, your girlfriend gives you her own year-in-review! 😅🎧❤️
People will be like “Nobody cares about your Spotify Wrapped,” and then post a picture of their baby.
Commentary:
My baby didn't pull an all-nighter listening to lo-fi beats, but they've dropped some sick beats at 3 AM 😂🎶👶
“You’re in her DMs, my faint presence sits in her Spotify Wrapped through the music I introduced her to. We’re not the same.”
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In the game of love, I’m the playlist curator while you’re stuck as an unread message 😂🎵📩
Spotify Wrapped has a special talent for pulling up an artist I’ve literally never heard of and telling me I actually listen to them 2,000 times per day.
Commentary:
Just found out I listen to a band called "Who Even Are These Guys" more than I breathe! 🎧🤔😂
Humans are just chaos wrapped in meat, going bananas on caffeine.
Commentary:
"Basically, we're all just jittery meat tornadoes powered by beans! ☕🍌😂"
I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.
Commentary:
Haha, imagine if your calculator app got gift-wrapped and exposed for its basic math skills! 🧮🎁 It would probably be blushing in embarrassment next to all the fancy apps out there. Oh, the shame of not being able to calculate its way out of a paper bag! 😂 #MathStruggles
Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone hit the 'Meeting Snooze' button a little too often! ⏰💤 Who needs coffee when you've had 60k minutes of meetings to keep you wide awake? ☕️😴 Next time, let's save some trees and send an email instead! 📧🌳 #MeetingOverload"
Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone is ready to groove to a different kind of playlist this year! 🎶🔞 Who needs music when you have spicy content to track? 🌶️👀 #PornhubWrapped #2021Mood"
Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?
Commentary:
"Move over Spotify Wrapped 🎵, the real challenge is tracking the minutes spent listening to your girlfriend this year! ⏰😂 Who needs music when you've got relationship tuning in? 🎧💕 #GirlfriendGoals"