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  • I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.
  • If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.
  • Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.
  • Robots eating a bowl of cereal that’s actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you don’t see that as much anymore.
  • I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
  • People be like, “I’m a work in progress” and never make any progress.