17 funny warm quotes - Wordgag

It’s so cold, I’m using Chrome instead of Firefox to read the news on my phone, because I need the ads to warm up my phone and hands.

May 29, 2026

When the weather gets warmer, I will become unstoppable. As long as it doesn’t get too warm, then I will be stoppable.

May 29, 2026

I’m at the age where I have to warm up first before jumping to conclusions.

May 29, 2026

My superpower is keeping this couch cushion warm.

May 29, 2026

Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in.

May 29, 2026

It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

May 28, 2026

Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just water.

May 28, 2026

My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

May 27, 2026

Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

May 27, 2026

I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.

May 27, 2026

It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

May 26, 2026

Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

May 25, 2026

I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

May 24, 2026

You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

May 24, 2026

I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

May 23, 2026

When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.

May 20, 2026

I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

May 19, 2026