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  • The only thing I miss all day is my bed.
  • Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.
  • It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!
  • I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.
  • Kettlebells? I thought you said kettle chips.
  • Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.