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Wonder if heaven's prosecutor gets paid in good karma or just really nice hugs 😂👼⚖️
16 Funny devil quotes
I tried selling my soul to the devil, and he said no.
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Even the devil knows he's got enough paperwork 😂👹📄
The angel and devil on my shoulders are both completely fed up with me.
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Even my imaginary friends are requesting a transfer 😂👼😈
Not today, Satan, but next week works.
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Sounds good, Satan—I'll pencil you in for next Tuesday! 📅😈😂
I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.
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"Well, at least he's got a hot property deal! 🔥😈💸"
The devil is keeping him alive to avoid spending eternity with him in hell.
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😂🔥 "When even the devil's like, 'Nah, I'm good,' you know you're special! 😈👌 #HellHoudini"
The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.
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Looks like the devil got a bit jealous of your heart's generosity and decided to play cupid in reverse! 😈💔 Don't worry, your love is just too radiant for some to handle! 🌟😆 #LoveStruggles #DevilishIntentions
Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.
“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?
Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.
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Ah, the eternal allure of a dimly-lit cobblestone street and a devilish companion! 😈🌃 Sounds like the perfect recipe for a memorable night out. Who needs a knight in shining armor when you can stroll with the devil in style, right ladies? 😉👠 #DevilishlyDelightful