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Establish dominance by showing up with all your childhood trophies.

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I’m waiting for the perfect moment to stop procrastinating.

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Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?

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Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

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Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

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Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

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Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

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My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

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I lied. There’s no sex. Can you help me put this fitted sheet on my mattress?

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I hope all of you get laid and not laid off this year. Amen.