12 funny dental care quotes - Wordgag

Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.

May 25, 2026

I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

May 25, 2026

Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

May 24, 2026

They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

May 23, 2026

Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

May 23, 2026

I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

May 22, 2026

Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

May 22, 2026

Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

May 21, 2026

Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking.

May 20, 2026

When your electric toothbrush dies, it becomes a regular toothbrush. Don’t freak out. Just calm down and remember your training.

May 20, 2026

The brand name Oral B is so funny to me. WTF does the B stand for?

May 19, 2026

My dental plan is, “I guess I’ll just chew on this side of my mouth from now on.”

Mar 31, 2026