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When you let autocorrect write your karaoke lyrics 😂🎤👶
33 Funny teeth quotes
The hottest I ever look is when I’m brushing my teeth in my underwear, but it’s very much a ‘tree falls in the woods’ situation.
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Brushing my teeth in my underwear: a glamour event that's totally underappreciated 😂💫🪥
I’m an adult. I can do whatever I want. And yet, here I am just doing laundry, eating salads, taking antidepressants, flossing my teeth, and going on little walks. Like an IDIOT.
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Adulting Level: Expert 🧺🥗🚶♂️ #LivingTheDream #FlossLikeABoss 😄
My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons.
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So true! It's like ordering a burger and fries, but having to pay extra for the bun and ketchup 😅🍔👀🦷
The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded.
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Looks like even the universe couldn't resist throwing in some buggy DLC! 🤷♂️🦷✨
People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.
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Guess it’s time to start my dental defense training! 🦷🔫😅
Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.
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Sounds like a job for the Bristle Brigade! 🦷🪥✨
Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake.
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"When you wake up and realize the only thing rising is your caffeine consumption! 😅☕️ #MistakesMakeUsHuman"
Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.
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"Important daily routine: brush teeth, comb hair, wash face, and, of course, boost my algorithm 🦷🪥💁♀️😂✨"
Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.
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"Who needs whitening strips when you've got the sun on speed dial? 😎🌞 #TeethSoBrightICarryShades"