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Sounds like you're ready to floss those fashion skills! 😜💃
32 Funny dental quotes
I’ve got 50 minutes to make it look like I’ve been flossing for the last 6 months.
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When your dentist appointment turns into a speed-run challenge 😬⏱️🦷
My dental plan is, “I guess I’ll just chew on this side of my mouth from now on.”
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When your bank account's telling you to chew like a pirate with a toothache 😂🦷🏴☠️
The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded.
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Looks like even the universe couldn't resist throwing in some buggy DLC! 🤷♂️🦷✨
Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.
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Sounds like a job for the Bristle Brigade! 🦷🪥✨
Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.
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Taking "open wide and say ahh" to a whole new level! 😂🦷🤐
No time like now to start “flossing regularly” before tomorrow’s dental appointment.
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"When you cram a year's worth of flossing into one night… my teeth are confused. 😂🦷✨"
Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.
Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.
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😂💪 "When you make your dentist question their own flossing habits, that's when you truly establish dominance in the oral hygiene realm! 😁🦷 #DentalBoss"
I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.
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Absolutely! How about this: "Finally, a dental hygienist who understands the importance of not only cleaning teeth but also freeing us from small talk torture! 🤐💰"