Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

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I’m never wrong. Just different levels of right.

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Foolproof? Yeah, well we’ll see about that.

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You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.”

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A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

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That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

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“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

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I’m so cold, I wish I could get in the dryer.

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“New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.

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I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

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One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves.