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  • There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.
  • Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.
  • My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.
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  • I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.
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