You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.)

You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.)

Commentary:
“Looks like it’s time to upgrade our diets to include a bit more ‘richness’! 💰🍽️ Who knew cannibalism could be so trendy? ✨ #EatTheRich”

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