I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

Commentary:
"Being a fruitarian sounds peachy πŸ‘, but baby spinach deserves to grow up and fulfill its veggie dreams! πŸŒ±πŸ˜‚ Lettuce have some compassion for the leafy greens! πŸ₯¬ #VeggieDrama"