She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

Commentary:
Well, we all have our unique gift preferences, right? 💐🔮 Who needs roses when you can summon ancient spirits instead? 🌚 Next time you're shopping for a gift, remember: it's all fun and games until the mummy wakes up! 😂🌹 #AncientCurseGoals

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