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I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.

I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.

Commentary:
Looks like your computer's immune system is on high alert! 🤧💻 Better watch out for those virtual germs! 😉🛡️ #TechHumor

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged anti-virus, computer, humor, i, joke, just, next, sneeze, technology on Nov 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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