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In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

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You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

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Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

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Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

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Thanksgiving should be called Feaster.

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