14 funny curse quotes - Wordgag

Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

May 21, 2026

You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.

May 20, 2026

Being smart is a curse. You see the game, the lies, the patterns, but you still gotta play dumb to survive.

Apr 1, 2026

Cars should have two horns, one for “excuse me, kind friend,” and another for “curse you and your family for generations.”

Apr 1, 2026

Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse.

Mar 31, 2026

She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

Mar 28, 2026

I can’t date until the curse is lifted.

Mar 28, 2026

I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.

Mar 27, 2026

My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

Mar 27, 2026

As per my last curse, I have no interest in this.

Mar 26, 2026

Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

Mar 26, 2026

A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

Mar 26, 2026

Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.

Mar 25, 2026

Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.

Mar 24, 2026