If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.
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"Watch out when I'm too quiet – I'm either plotting my grand escape 🏃‍♂️ or dreaming up your demise with a sprinkle of sugar on top 🍭. Just another day in the life of a silent mastermind! 😈 #PlotTwist"

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