No, no, I’m listening, it just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once.

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I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”

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When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”

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Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

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If history repeats itself, I’m getting a pet dinosaur.

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As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

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Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

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I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

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If you love someone, let them sleep.

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DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

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Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.