My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When your relationship status is 'CEO of Small Talk Evasion' ๐ ๐ช๐โโ๏ธ" Related funny posts ๐ค Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis. Relationship status: he escaped. I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t. I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back. Relationship status: I love my bed.