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Why can't dinner just cook itself while we binge-watch our decision-making skills fly out the window? 🍕🤔🍿
39 Funny planning quotes
I swear, if my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.
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Why invite anyone else when you can surprise yourself multiple times a day? 🎉🤔🙃
Childbirth seems like an awful lot of work for an already saturated market.
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Looks like someone missed the memo about the population's "Buy One Get One Free" promo! 🤔👶😂
I miss the days when “What’s for dinner” wasn’t my problem.
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When "What's for dinner?" becomes your problem, suddenly cereal at 9 PM feels like a gourmet decision 🍽️🤣🥣
“Are you busy tomorrow?” My dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me.
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😂🤔 "My schedule is as open as a book with a plot twist incoming!" 📅📖
People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.
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Five-year plans? I'm just aiming for five-minute ones! 😂📅🧠
I have more trips planned than I have money.
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Planning trips like a millionaire, budgeting like a college student! 💸✈️😅
I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.
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Eating is my top skill on LinkedIn 😋🥐📅
Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.
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Cooking skills so advanced, I'm now a certified smoke signaler 🍕🔥😆
There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other.
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"I guess opposites really do attract… and then spend every family gathering trying to sync their calendars! 😂🗓️❤️"