I can relate to the stock market because I am always about t…

I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

Commentary:
“Ah, living life on the edge just like the stock market – on the verge of a dramatic crash at any moment! 📉💥 Better keep those seatbelts fastened tight and enjoy the rollercoaster ride of unpredictability! 🎢😂”

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