Commentary:
Guess I'll just train my cat to code and call it AI development! 🐱🤖😂
21 Funny market quotes
Childbirth seems like an awful lot of work for an already saturated market.
Commentary:
Looks like someone missed the memo about the population's "Buy One Get One Free" promo! 🤔👶😂
Getting an entry-level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam. Few realize this yet.
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Trying to find a job before ChatGPT was like playing musical chairs… except they removed all the chairs! 🎶😅🪑🚁
The Boomers are starting to realize that selling what they have requires someone to buy it.
Commentary:
Looks like the Boomers finally cracked the secret code: the buyer’s club has an entrance fee called having cash!
Ordering 600 pizzas from Washington, D.C., to rug pull on Polymarket.
Commentary:
Remind me to invite you to my next pizza party, but I'll stick to local deliveries! 🍕😂🚚
Unpopular opinion: Landlords should not be able to increase rent unless they’re upgrading the apartment.
Commentary:
Sounds fair—if they're not adding a hot tub, they should just enjoy their reruns of "Rents Gone Wild" 📈🏢🚫💸!
When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!
Commentary:
Guess that pig was after some killer ham bargains! 🐷🛒😆
A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading.
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Just imagining brokers shouting "Buy low, swim fast!" on the sperm exchange floor 🤣💸💦
There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.
Commentary:
Looks like the real wolves were just good actors in suits! 🐺💼😂
Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.
Commentary:
"Sounds like a great alarm clock with built-in chewing function! 🐶⏰😂"