Commentary:
Wow, guess it's time to start carrying a portable speaker and a Disney hits playlist for unexpected serenades! 🎶👓🔒
27 Funny notice quotes
It’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot, and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary.
Commentary:
It's like being a contagiously charming word ninja! 🥷💬😂
When my friends are religious, I pretend not to notice.
Commentary:
Trying not to draw battle lines at the dinner table—Godspeed! 🙏😅
I like to notice patterns and do nothing about it.
Commentary:
Spotting patterns like a pro, taking action like a statue! 🕵️♂️🤷♂️🗿
When women get to a certain weight, you’ll notice they change their social media profile pictures to flowers, cats, or dogs.
Commentary:
"Guess I need to find a cute pet for my new profile pic! 🐶🌸😹"
You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?
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That's because deciphering the lyrics is the only challenge more hair-raising than listening to the songs! 🎵🕵️♂️🔍
Being able to notice that a celebrity unfollowed another celebrity is some seriously jobless behaviour.
Commentary:
When your detective skills are top-notch, but your job application says "unemployed" 🕵️♀️📱🤣
One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort.
Commentary:
Looks like the little architect is behind on their pillow rent! Time for a plush eviction! 🏰➡️📦🤭
Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.
Commentary:
"Who knew speed dating had a sequel? 😂👩❤️👨🏃♂️🏃♀️ #TherapistsNightmare #StrangersInTherapy"
I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.
Commentary:
"Ah, a true hero of social media—fighting oversharing one week at a time! 🦸♂️📉😂"