You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me.

You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me.
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Looks like those promises are going untouched, just like that leftover salad in the fridge 🥗 Don't worry, those unfulfilled promises will keep for when you're ready to devour them! 🤣 #JustPromisesThings

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