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Witty text expressing a humorous desire for a president who promises no jobs.

I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.

Commentary:
"Who needs a steady job when you can have a president who promises NO jobs? 🤷‍♂️ Unemployment is the new retirement plan! 💼💸 #JoblessAndHappy"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged humor, i, job, jobs, politics, president, promise, satire, want, work on May 23, 2026 by slickboy.

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