Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely talked about the horrors of being alive. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When your existential crisis takes a coffee break βπ #LivingInDenial" Related funny posts π€ They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis. Hey, I noticed youβre completely uninterested in me and couldnβt care whether I live or die. Would you like to build a life together? I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life. I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you. Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?