Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When the doorbell rings, even ninjas turn into deer caught in headlights! 🦌🔔😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings. When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home. Everyone thinks they’re a badass until seaweed brushes their leg. My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him. That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.