Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious. Posted onMay 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Only time I'm more serious than Sherlock Holmes on a case! πππ" Related funny posts π€ I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not your soulmate. I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We donβt need that kind of crap in the libraries. If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions? βIβm sure itβll turn upβ β Translation: Iβm bored of helping you look. Please solve a murder to prove you’re not a bot.