Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

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"Oops, my brain hit the 'open world game' button and I got lost in side quests! 🎮🧠🤷‍♂️"

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