Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”? Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"How about 'dynamic crisis manager'? 🔥🚒😅" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire. Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word. Word on the street is that the fire in your heart is out. Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day. I just learned the professional way to say “I told you so”: “This was identified early on as a likely outcome.”