Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

I’m sorry your man wears his sunglasses on the back of his head.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

Mondays are for pretending. Real work begins on Tuesday.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

Today I choose kindness, but we’ll see, it’s still early.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

No, he didn’t ghost you, you just left him speechless, forever.