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It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

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Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

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If small talk burned calories, maybe I’d consider it.

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Alcohol is a vicious cycle: regret, recovery, repeat.

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You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

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My first rodeo and my last rodeo were the same rodeo.

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My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

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I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

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Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

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Call your family now and ask them what the wifi password is, so they have time to find the little paper it’s written on before Thanksgiving.