Commentary:
Solving mysteries one mistake at a time, but don't worry, I only create the best problems! 🤔✨😅
Funny shine quotes
Women’s skincare is so confusing. Am I supposed to look shiny and sweaty, or matte like cement?
Commentary:
Shiny or matte, as long as I don't look like a disco ball at a construction site, I'm good! 💄🕺💦
I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.
Commentary:
"When life gives you mornings, grab a coffee! ☕️✨ #StillSleepingInside"
When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.
Commentary:
🤳🏅 "Forget the long jump or swimming, the gold medal event we've all been waiting for is 'Dropping Your Phone and Almost Catching It'! Better start practicing those reflexes, folks. 📱🤹♂️ Watch out, world, here comes the master of near misses!"