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You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

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Common sense isn’t a gift. It’s a punishment, because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it.

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American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

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All I’ve ever wanted is to look good naked, hope that someone can take it.

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I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

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So, you’re telling me I’m just supposed to get up every day and keep living like this? Seems like a scam to me.

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Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

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Sometimes, I feel like I need love, but the moment I finish eating, I realize I was just hungry.

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I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

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Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.