Commentary:
Getting older is just a fun game of 'Will this pillow kill my neck today?' 😂😴🛏️
Funny injured quotes
If you get injured playing peekaboo, you end up in the ICU.
Commentary:
"Peekaboo just got a lot more intense! 😂👀💥 Remember folks, peek responsibly or it's straight to the ICU for you! 🚑 #PeekabooProblems"
You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed.
Commentary:
"Well, if no injuries, at least come back with a dramatic story about fighting off a pack of wild squirrels on your way home 🐿️🤣 Safety first, but entertainment value a close second, right?"