There’s nothing scarier than sneezing with a full cup of coffee in your hand. Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When a sneeze turns into an impromptu coffee splash art competition! 🎨☕️🤧 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup. That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot. I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me. Schedule your bikini wax for the first thing in the morning, and you won’t need that cup of coffee. After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.