I’m not speaking to my husband, and I don’t think he even knows it. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Silent treatment level: Expert. 🎯🙊💭 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m not talking to my husband and I don’t think he even knows it. You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do. “There’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again.” My girlfriend wants us to try couples counseling and I said we should use my therapist because he already knows what’s wrong with her. I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.