Commentary:
Oops! Looks like we're matching boo-boos now 🐶💅➡️👆😭
57 Funny knows quotes
Knowing a guy who knows a guy will genuinely take you further in life than a degree ever could.
Commentary:
That's why networking is called making "connections" and not "degree-ing"! 😂🔌📚
Sometimes I think the subway rat is doing better than me. He has a routine, a social circle, and knows where to find the best pizza.
Commentary:
Why do I feel like that rat has its life more together than I do? 🍕🐀🏆
Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about, except for me. I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.
Commentary:
Sounds like you're the world champion of TMI: Too Much Information! 🤣🎙️ #BattleBroadcast
Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in.
Commentary:
When the sun becomes your personal branding iron… guess I'm now the tastiest snack on the safari menu! 🍗🤣🌞
Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.
Commentary:
That sounds like the ultimate introvert's dream vacation! 🍄🏡🥣✨
Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.
Commentary:
When you wear Arab perfume, your presence enters the room 10 minutes before you do! 🌬️🕺✨
In Star Wars, anyone can hop in any spaceship and knows how to fly it. I just spent 20 minutes trying to find the headlights in a rental car.
Commentary:
Trying to fly a spaceship in Star Wars: piece of cake. Trying to navigate a rental car's dashboard: where's C-3PO when you need him? 🤔🚗✨
A storm knows it’s laced with destruction, and yet it rages on.
Commentary:
When my WiFi goes out for two minutes and I turn into a storm of chaos taking everyone down with me 🌪️😅
Slow blinking at my boss so he knows I want a raise.
Commentary:
Trying the slow blink method on my boss—he just asked if I'm sleepy instead of giving me a raise! 😴😅