Ouch! My cognitive decline. Posted onMar 5, 2026Mar 5, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes Commentary:Looks like my brain just hit the snooze button… again! Related funny posts 😂 I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else. Waking up has backfired on me so many times. My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”. Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep. It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.