I was into the moon before it was even full. Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Talk about being a lunar hipster! Related funny posts 🤝 Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate. I was gonna kiss you under the blood moon eclipse, but whatever, bro. Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex. Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram. “I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”