I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

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“Living with the ‘rare skin disease‘ called perfect must be rough… I mean, who wouldn’t want flawless skin all day, every day? 💁‍♂️✨ Just remember, imperfections make us unique and interesting. Embrace the quirks, darling! 😉🌟”

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