Commentary:
Who knew that "new job immunity" was the latest health trend? Where's my cape and superpowers? 🦸♂️💼😅
Funny disease quotes
It’s always a huge relief when I’m reading a list of symptoms of a deadly disease, and it says unexplained weight loss.
Commentary:
Finally, a symptom I don’t have! 😅🍕 #StillWishingForThatOneThough
Today’s kids don’t even get chicken pox anymore, they go straight to STDs.
Commentary:
Wow, kids these days are achieving things much faster 😅🍗➡️🚑
I have this rare skin disease called perfect.
Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.
Commentary:
"Priorities, am I right? 🕰️👟 Who needs to save the world when you can save your shoe collection instead? #TimeTravelGoals"