Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

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Isn’t chocolate just the best therapist you never knew you needed? 🍫🤔 It’s like a delicious magical being that never judges, just melts in your mouth and makes everything better! 😋✨ Who needs existential questions when you’ve got chocolate on your side? 😉✌️

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