I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of life: battling with sunscreen like it's a hide and seek champion šŸ¤”šŸŒž Who needs enemies when you've got your elusive back as your nemesis? šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ˜‚ #SunscreenWars"

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