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My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.

Commentary:
"Looks like this year's Christmas letter is going for that 'behind the scenes' experience! ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽฅ Who needs Jingle Bells when you have colons to serenade you? ๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿ’ฉ #TMIChristmasSpecial"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bonus, Christmas, colonoscopy, DVD, gift, humor, letter, medical, personal, year on May 23, 2026 by slickboy.

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